Windsor Park Convenience

 Logo Fever brings to you the unexpected.

Today I review a convenience store in Winnipeg. They call this Windsor Park Convenience.

The moment you pass Windsor Park Convenience, you see U-Hauls.

It's a pretty average place.

The moment you walk in, you see this. A huge shelf containing candy boxes and candies in Ziploc bags.

Wait till I tell you about the slushy machines.

But first, let's tell you more about this store in genera-WAIT!

IS THAT BLOOD ORANGE BRISK??? I LOVE THIS FLAVOUR SO MUCH!!!

PRIME LEMONADE, ICE POP, AND META MOON???

This store is like a gas station store, except the only gas station nearby this is the 7-Eleven which is near the IGA.

Take a better look at the candy shelf. Lots of candy.

All of the candy looked good, but this one I was curious about. I asked the employee if this was licorice flavoured, he was like “Maybe” so I passed.

The employee recommended I try these.

So I bought them.

That slushy machine I was talking about earlier is shown here.

Meet this Dell computer at checkout. It displays your products, and may sometimes list stuff without barcodes as “GROCERY” often.

They accept cash, debit, and Cryptocurrency. (not sure about the last one even though they have a Bitcoin machine where you can buy Cryptocurrency.)

Take 4 more free images of the store.

They also sell individual muffins.

That's all for today's IRL Guide, cya later!

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

 You want more Al? You get more Al! Logo Fever reviews movies again!

The other day, I reviewed Polkamania, the newest piece of media from Weird Al.

Today, I review a free movie on the Roku Channel.

They call this: Weird: The Al Yankovic Story.

This review, just like Stanley's Dinosaur Round-Up, contains spoilers.

Click away if you either haven't bought a copy on physical media or watched the movie on the Roku Channel.

Without further ado, let's get started!

 

 

It starts with Al rushed in the hospital.

It then cuts to Al in his bedroom listening to what is called the Dr. Dimento Radio Show.

His mother scolds him for listening to it saying it will rot his brain.

See where this is going? He comes to the dinner table and eats his food.

He tells his parents about his music journey his father calls Al "Bing Crosby".

This review is incomplete, I might watch the movie a few times.

Polkamania

 Logo Fever here once again to review something.

Today, I review Polkamania by Al Yankovic, or to make you more familiar, Weird Al.

So let's get reviewing!

Cyriak animated the first bit, the intro, and it's pretty weird I gotta say.

A cow is playing accordion and is using its udders to play the drums. It's playing tuba too. It then forms into shapes including an infinity sign.

Was that madness? There's more, this is just the beginning.

In the Bad Guy rendition, a Fat man is then shown alongside Weird Al playing accordion trying to act tough. Billie Eilish (Billy Eyelash) is then shown walking like a psychopath and is revealed later to be Weird Al. Al then plays accordion.

The Fat man broke Al's accordion by the way, and is animated by David Wachtenheim.

I currently have nothing to say about the rendition of Hello by Adele. (A Dell)

In Flowers by Miley Cyrus, there is a cameo of White and Nerdy, and Amish Paradise. (Who knew?)

Fact: The animator of We Don't Talk About Bruno animated the I'm Sexy and I Know It segment of the Collalb. (iykwim)

Man, someone from Hazbin Hotel must've came from Hell to Alberquerqe to trap Al in a coffin there. 

That was animated by VivziePop.

The Old Town Road segment must have a high budget, cause they got Al to wear a cactus costume and have the cowboy ride a 3D animated horse.

Where can I buy a Sexy edition of the English and Spanish dictionaries by Merriam Webster? That looks pretty weird.

I'm like "What The Hell" because of Ed Sheeran's segment. Animation was weird to say the least.

We must've come back to Alberquerqe to see Al sing Bruno Mars.

How did Cardi B's 💧🐴🐱 get in the music video?

Good thing the lady said Next because what the f*ck is he doing here?

Al turned from a Muppet to 2D animation? No way Taylor Swift popped his damn head.

Anyways, peace, and don't take it too seriously, I know that sexy dictionaries don't exist.

Stanley's Dinosaur Round-Up (incomplete)

 Logo Fever here again.

Today, I review the TV film Stanley's Dinosaur Round-Up.

This review contains spoilers, so if you haven't seen the movie, you should see it before reading my review.

Before we start, rest in peace to Great Uncle Stew's voice actor. He died in 2003.

"At last, I'm going to be rich," an evil cowboy says, with a map to family treasure.

No you ain't. You're getting that map stolen by literal children.

Cowboy Stanley then straight up snatches the map from the evil cowboy and 3 children follow him.

My copy of the DVD does not have the intro that a rip on YouTube has.

"Cowboy Stanley rides again!"

Again? I thought this World of Pure Imagination™ was his first time so far.

"You stole this from my family, and there's no way you're getting it back!" says Stanley.

"There might be one way!" says a boy following him.

Cowboy Stanley and his fellow friends are then scared in unison.

A cliff is in front of him.

"I reckon we're just gonna have to jump," says Cowboy Stanley.

The cowboys following him (except for the evil cowboy, of course) jump with him.

The evil cowboy tells his horse to jump, but his horse shakes his head expressing a no expression.

"Franks and beans, I'll get you kids!"

No you ain't, evil cowboy.

"Look out!" says a cowboy, and they all scream, except for Cowboy Stanley.

This is what they were scared of.

"Stanley, is there anything you're afraid of?" 

"Nope, not that I'm aware of."

Of course you're not aware of the cliff from earlier. Dementia moment.

"No, I just look 'em right in the eye."

A really fire track about Cowboy Stanley then plays.

When I tell you it was sung by Riders in the Sky, you wouldn't believe me.

"He's roping and he's riding on the mountain's crest"

HE'S COWBOY STANLEY AND HE'S HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!

Useless plug for a French version of the song here. 

The link

Song ended.

They then find the gold and diamonds in the Griff family treasure, and the dream ends, with the mother going off topic before Stanley corrects her.